*files fingernails* *pops bubblegum* *rolls eyes* men
all that porn
(*cOMES OUT OF OVEN BECAUSE SHE’S SO DONE SHE’S OVERCOOKED*)
i’M CRYING I CAN’T EVEN DEAL WITH IT ANYMORE
Pixis you filf
This is beautiful and whoever says otherwise is sitting on a thrONE OF LIES.
ABORT IMMEDIATELY I’M SO FUKN DONE
Went Goat shopping today..
This baby girl claimed me as her own before I could even decide.
oh my god oh my god
things to do:
- goat shopping
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
They didn’t exist together, so here you go guys
you know what? fuck the saying "no one will love you until you love yourself." that’s bullshit. loving yourself is fucking difficult. fuck that saying because you could totally hate yourself but someone else could find you completely breathtaking. just because you don’t love yourself doesn’t mean someone won’t want to show you what there is to love.
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.
Nah, I don’t think so. Shaming people in a marathon isn’t productive.
Way to go you 50, Fat, Diabetic, Ahead of You Dickwad.
How is he shaming? He’s listing 3 facts about himself and a statement that is necessarily true depending on his position to the reader. Nothing shaming about it.
it’s kinda like the classic idea of “privilege”
rather than admiring this man and trying to be as awesome as he is (because seriously: fighting a chronic disease, advanced in years, out of shape, and running a marathon), self-centered people start thinking “he’s making me look bad”
and their solution to that is to try to drag him down to their level, if not lower
and so he is relegated the ranking of “dickwad”
when, in actual, real life, where living, breathing people interact, a lot of people probably found this humorous, or inspiring, or were even motivated to try to pass him
like honestly, if you’re the type to shrivel up and feel bad about yourself when you see this t-shirt, you probably aren’t the type to run a marathon anyway
it’s just a fucking joke goddamn is tumblr serious jerking off to ‘privilege’ and ‘shaming’ and other SJ bullshit because of this picture??
you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
Do I look like a reindeer to you?
Perhaps you should be more careful, Tony!
Tony Stark: colonel-bastard!